Scotland, PA

Gen X review Scotland, PAThe last thing the world needs is Joe Dirt resurrected as Mac Beth or Shakespeare in the hands of self-important jackass filmmakers pretending that camp is something they’ve just discovered at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box.

Yet this is exactly what the new film Scotland, PA is all about. The only aspect distinguishing this horrid, messy, drab puppet show is the artless way it dishes out its one cheap gimmick over and over and over again, until you wish these vandals would just burn a copy of Shakespeare’s collected works and be done with it.

Arthouse films have a built-in defense mechanism that safeguard them against criticism. If a trendy, low-budget indie film is applauded or admired it’s the classic underdog made good. If it is rejected as too rough, campy or cerebral, however, the movie-going public just isn’t ready for it yet: It’s too real, man, too deep, too pregnant with importance. They tried to ban Joyce too, you know, and wasn’t it Picasso or Warhol who said the enemy of art was good taste? 

So we accept the high importance of films about nothing simply because we think we must’ve missed the point.

Well, I get the point and still think Scotland, PA is crap. The kitsch re-envisioning of Shakespeare’s MacBeth against a tawdry background of muscle cars, fast food restaurants and bad – really bad – clothes, Scotland isn’t so much a movie as a collection of ugly scenes stitched together with opaque humor and bad faith.

Linking Shakespeare to popular culture must’ve seemed a novel idea to these filmmakers. Only complete ignorance of past ironic Shakespeare adaptations such as My Private Idaho, Hamlet and even Shakespeare in Love could justify their relentless attack on the material. Only zealousness of an extraordinary level could produce such a proud monument of stupidity, crassness and bad taste.    

Scotland is about a couple of struggling 30-somethings in the mid-to-late 1970s. Unable to succeed at the local burger dive Mack and Pat McBeth (James LeGros and Maura Tierney) decide to murder the owner of the restaurant, steal his money and ideas, and go into business themselves. Using his idea of drive-through service, the two begin raking in the cash after they’ve bought the owner’s sons out.
But no murder is simple and when quirky vegetarian police detective Ernie McDuff (Christopher Walken) is called in to help with the case they find themselves having to perform more violent acts to cover their tracks. The McBeths are just ordinary losers driven to extremes, but recall: This is an adaptation of the Bard’s own Mac Beth and the filmmakers have made the tragedy ironic and funny. Clever, no?

Well, no.

Deconstructing Shakespeare is only interesting if he’s reassembled in fresh, intriguing ways. I think there should be some justification for ruining a perfectly good story. Artists with no talent, skill or ambition should invent their own stories to trash and leave others’ works of genius alone. Pulling the wings off of butterflies is only a meaningful activity for those who have the power to represent something greater than the thing would have had if left unmolested.

Camp is a cowardly, unimaginative, uninteresting exercise in masochism. It’s the work of postmodern twits who relish and revile trash culture simultaneously. Fascinated by what disgusts them, they’re the worst kind of imitators because they don’t even have enough integrity to emulate what they admire. Lazy, slothful and dumb, camp is intellectually dishonest and artistically suspect.

Our memories are negotiated through faded media images and consumer goods. That discarded He-Man or G.I. Joe figurine used to be our god, and isn’t it fun to point out how silly we used to be? Isn’t it hilarious to reveal our petty, little adolescent dreams for what they are: Mostly pretty pathetic garbage from a mostly pathetic consumer culture. Manipulating these images in order to show how disposable and banal our dreams are is mean-spirited, ugly fun.

Like David Spade’s Joe Dirt before it, Scotland targets the 1970s and white-trash culture. (Talk about taking some chances, eh?) It’s too bad that it’s laced with sarcasm, because writer-director Billy Morrissette captures the details of the decade very well and James LeGros and Maura Tierney are much better than their material. I wonder what these folks could have done if they had decided to make a real film.

I think we should stake this Joe Dirt guy – bury him in holy ground like the filthy bloodsucker he is – and declare Scotland, PA a wasteland.


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